I'm not the silly romantic you think.

Any questions?   Kirstin. UNLV. Homebody. Big guy muay thai.

docislegend:

nvbianprincess:

Just imagine how many men have gone their whole lives never making anybody cum but themselves.

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#hilarious 
monster mashing questions

mayormuscles:

yaycreamymancakes:

ghost: what would you like on your tombstone?
dracula: are you afraid of aging? or death?
nosferatu: what, as a child, did you imagine went bump in the night?
creature from the black lagoon: what’s your favorite place to go for a break? (eg vacation spot or comforting place, book, etc)
godzilla: what do you do when you are angry? are you ever destructive?
frankenstein’s monster: when you fall apart, what pulls you back together?
the blob: do you collect anything? if so, what & why?
zombie: when was the last time you trusted your gut? was it successful?
mothra: what is something dangerous that attracts or fascinates you?
king kong: what are some questionable choices you’ve made lately?
alien: what is your strangest feature?
50 ft woman: what is your most prominent strength?
witch: if you could magically change anything about yourself right now, what would it be and why?
cthulhu: do you like the ocean? why or why not?
nessie: have you ever felt invisible to people — the feeling of not existing?
mutant spider: what is one of your biggest fears?
werewolf: if you could change into any nonhuman animal and back at will, what animal would you change into and why?
freddy kreuger: what is one of your worst nightmares?
jason voorhees: do you feel you are laughed at often? do you laugh at other people? if so, in what situations?
golem: if you could make up an imaginary friend, what would they be like and why?
leprechaun: what is your “pot of gold” (or white whale, if you’d rather)
sharktopus: what is something you’ve done that was ridiculous or a bad decision?
mummy: would you like to ever have children? why or why not?
robot: what is a habit you do without thinking?

This is the kind of ask I can get behind. Ask me stuff, cause I’m lonely and feeling bad for myself, and thinking about running and then having whiskey alone, which is my fate for the rest of my life.

AW PLEASE?

^^^ yeah yeah yeah?

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theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

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— 27 minutes ago with 223445 notes
#:( :( :( 

"I’d be really upset if my life changed, if everyone stopped me on the street," says Streep, a Nordic-Dutch beauty whose looks and manner suggest a wisecracking milkmaid. Keeping her anonymity will be a problem; one of New York’s reigning stage actresses after only three years in the city, Streep is now on a formidable movie streak. "The day after the Emmys," she says, "someone came to me in Bloomingdale’s and said ‘Did anyone ever tell you that you look exactly like Meryl what’s-her-name?’ I said, ‘No, nobody ever did, but thanks anyway."  
Meryl Streep in 1978

"I’d be really upset if my life changed, if everyone stopped me on the street," says Streep, a Nordic-Dutch beauty whose looks and manner suggest a wisecracking milkmaid. Keeping her anonymity will be a problem; one of New York’s reigning stage actresses after only three years in the city, Streep is now on a formidable movie streak. "The day after the Emmys," she says, "someone came to me in Bloomingdale’s and said ‘Did anyone ever tell you that you look exactly like Meryl what’s-her-name?’ I said, ‘No, nobody ever did, but thanks anyway." 

Meryl Streep in 1978

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thisisteariffic:

I’m having a raw gems moment. Oh me oh my.

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horchatatata:

lil b is actually an angel

horchatatata:

lil b is actually an angel

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